How I fell into Rick Ross’s pool
Easily my crowning achievement as both a human and journalist happened in September when I fell into Rick Ross’s pool. In the story and in conversations I’ve tried to explain exactly how I fell into Rick Ross’s pool but the above diagram (screencap from RICKY ROZAY BASKETBALL VLOG) probably illustrates it best.
The red shows where I walked into his moat; the blue shows where I was supposed to walk. ALSO RICK ROSS’S BACKYARD HAS POOR LIGHTING.
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